February 2009 Archives

Following Kirstin's post from yesterday, here is what I need according to Google:

  1. therapy.

  2. a job.

  3. a new blazer.

  4. a green card.

  5. help.

  6. us to make a donation. (Note: This one is actually true!)

  7. our help!

  8. to know about this tracker.

  9. to clarify a bit. (Note: Okay, fine. The link above for donations is for *culture is not optional and it'd be great if you'd donate.)

  10. a wake up call.

It's kind of interesting that Google knew that we need donations for *cino ... weird. :)

Okay, so this is the last thing I should be doing when I said I was just going to fall into bed early to kick a cold like a bad habit, but I noticed that someone I know had done this little exercise and the results made me laugh out loud. So here goes...

Basically, you Google your name followed by "needs" and record the top ten results. So apart from going to bed, Kirstin needs...

  1. to dirty it up a bit.

  2. to drive the [car] with no air conditioning.

  3. to find more people she can relate to.

  4. an adoptive home.

  5. a damn car of her own.

  6. numbers...got a new phone!

  7. you.

  8. a break.

  9. attention.

  10. a little taste of sanity.

So there you have it folks. My wish list for the coming year, courtesy of Google. Now what does Rob need?...

So since I removed all of my interests from Facebook, it's been intriguing to see what "the system" assumes about me based on the few things it does know (my gender, age and marital status) and revealed by the pattern of ads that appear. Apparently, I'm dying to lose weight and save money, even if it means taking a risk on a scam. I love diamonds and visual puzzle games, especially when they feed my competitive nature. I also have young children. Yeah, not so much.

I haven't decided yet whether it's wise to take the opportunity to designate ads as irrelevant, offensive, etc. or if that just feeds into the targeting of my own demographic of one. I also should confess this is all a verrrrrry gray area for me as an advertised-to and advertis-er; I use Facebook regularly in my work to communicate possibilities for participation to the likeliest people to be involved. I'm haunted by a statement from the PBS film The Persuaders--that when there are no stories left that exist simply to move us, when all stories are attempting to sell us something, we cease to be a "culture." Is this possible? Is this impending?

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I just finished creating a mix CD for a few friends and I thought I'd share the track listing here. The theme linking these together is fairly simple: artists I've been listening to lately. Most of the linked track names will take you to iTunes--a few go elsewhere--to give you an idea of what the songs sound like. Enjoy!

  1. Stuck Between Stations - The Hold Steady
  2. Fake Empire - The National
  3. Ways to Make it Through the Wall - Los Campesinos!
  4. Impossible Germany - Wilco
  5. White Winter Hymnal - Fleet Foxes
  6. Born to Pine and Sigh - Julie Lee
  7. Little Plastic Life - Sam Phillips
  8. Snowshow - Katie Chastain
  9. There is a Kingdom - Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds
  10. The Mountain - Levon Helm
  11. Turn Me Around - Mavis Staples
  12. Spritle - Deastro
  13. Soobax - K'naan
  14. Go Go Gadget Flow - Lupe Fiasco
  15. Banner - Psalters
  16. Georgia on My Mind - Willie Nelson & Wynton Marsalis
  17. More News from Nowhere - Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds

In a recent interview with The Atlantic, Desmond Tutu accidentally said "starlode" instead of "lodestar"--which caused him to laugh jubilantly at his error in a remarkably delightful manner (listen here). I can learn a lot about joy from a man who has seen what he has enjoying life as much as he does.

I'm working on ads for Calvin College's biennial Festival of Faith & Music and came across this on Relevant Magazine's advertising web page:

The 18-to-34 demographic is ours. We've made a science of speaking to the needs, wants and interests of this generation like no one else. You need our audience. Our audience wants your products. You need to get RELEVANT.

What in the world is this crap? I can't figure out how a Christian publication would think that this kind of market-driven language is appropriate when talking about people. I'm supposedly in Relevant's demographic, but here are my initial responses to reading this:

  1. You do not own a demographic or the people therein. They are not yours. I am not yours.
  2. The 18-34 demographic is not a monolithic entity, despite what marketing agencies would have you think.
  3. I am not the subject of a science experiment.
  4. What does it mean that I want so little of the stuff advertised in your magazine? Maybe you haven't figured out the "needs, wants and interests" of me or my entire generation.
  5. Apparently Relevant views its readers as primarily consumers, just like every other entity in the empire of global consumerism.
  6. Is this what "relevant" means? I've never understood the magazine's name, but perhaps this is a clue.

It seems to me that Christian publications should be more interested in fostering genuine community--shalom, if you will--than in reducing entire groups of people into possible economic transactions. I think it would be wise for Relevant to revisit this statement ...